Okay, now. Someone pissed in one of the dressing rooms. That's not the worst that happened. Last year, someone shit right in the middle of the store! They must have been waiting in line. Then they beelined to the bathrooms and left droppings along the way. Then someone ran over the droppings with a cart. Wheel skids down the isle! 

No, it was not animal. IT WAS HUMAN!

The person must have been wearing a skirt or dress without underwear and waiting to check-out. So incognito.

Maybe it was an old person who needs adult diapers. Now that makes me feel pity for the person. Anyone would be embarrassed.