BusinessSkull Karen farts F-bombs

Fifteen minutes before close, woman in business clothes all fingers full of cheap skull rings wants a huge picture with frame. I look at the price. $79.99 on a crisp white sticker on the back. 

BusinessSkull Karen says there was two tags on it and hands me a crumpled $29.99 Then goes into a tale of driving 1 hour to buy the picture and there were two price tags and the manager said she could have it for the cheaper price.

I think "no way" and call BossManShee as I finish getting the long closing line out before close.

BusinessSkull and BossManShee have a heated exchange, and BusinessSkull farts out words like F***. 

And after all that, BossManShee gives BusinessSkull the picture for $29.

See, our store is really for people in need. Wants, like a 60" x 48" picture frame, are priced to raise money. Needs such as clothes, shoes, etc are priced low. 

Like the guy who came in just released from jail who needed a pair of shoes.

This is what I do, and I love it!