Nice lady with slight Haitian accent buying clothes. Old man in sunglasses and a mask following her and offered to pay her $12 bill.
"Why you want to pay my bill?"
"Cause I like you!"
"You ain't my type. Look at you with 1, 2, 3 ... 8 big gold necklaces around your neck. Where are your assets?"
"I got three."
"I don't like bling."
She shopped more, and he followed her around until she checked out with a couple pairs of shoes for a date with someone else. Low-rise because her date is short.
She leaves, and the old man freaks out because he's lost his sunglasses in the store. Guess he needed them to shade his eyes from all the bling around his neck.
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